Artificer – Wildly Wicked Word Play

When I saw the definition for the word today, I immediately thought of the gorgeously crafted glass dildos available. They are works of art that feel as good as they look. I have watched a number of shows on how they are made and it has always fascinated me. You definitely want to do some research and purchase a good quality one. Glass seems like such a weird thing to use for sex toys but medical grade, ultra hard glass formulations produce an amazingly sturdy and smooth objects of pleasure. They go through a rigorous inspection process too.

And of course, they are exceptionally fun to play with together during your couples games. Try warming one in hot water and cooling another in the freezer for some shocking sensations.

Artificer (ahr-TIF-uh-suhr)

noun: a skilled craftsman or inventor, a skilled mechanic in the armed forces.

Slick Sales Job

She was strapped spread eagled to the black bondage bed – blind folded of course. As the arousal artificer, he demanded her undivided and focused attention while he demonstrated his GlassGasm gadgets. He had already prepared her with an oral presentation and she was moaning and writhing in anticipation of his new climax creations.

Savouring the look of her body as she almost begged for release, he whispered softly in her ear describing his first instrument of pleasure:

A juicer is a unique G-Spot stimulator. When rotated, the smooth, slick textures on the head and shaft stimulate the G-spot while the delightful bumps on the end plate flick the clitoris for an intense climax. With this exceptional glass dildo, you can literally “Dial an Orgasm”. She gasped with interest.

With that he got to work and very shortly the sheets were soaking wet. Success.

He couldn’t resist lapping up her gushing praise before plying the next delightfully designed dildo. Again he whispered a description of it while he held just the head next to her luscious lips. She squirmed trying to wrap herself around the design details.

This exquisite free standing glass dildo has the curves and bumps in all the right places. It is curved specially to stimulate the G-spot with a nicely shaped head. The smooth bumps provide exquisite pleasure when thrusting or twisting it. You will enjoy every inch of this treasure.

When he finally released her after giving her an orgasm with each of his pleasure products, she finally got to see them and feel them in her hands. She definitely appreciated his sales pitch and rewarded him appropriately. Roleplaying as a Sex Toy Salesman was definitely fun. She couldn’t wait to test the toys she had on order.

Sexy Suggestion

Atmosphere: Creatively engage all five senses for the ultimate in sensual pleasure. Light candles to create an erotic and mysterious atmosphere. Burn fragrant oils or incense to sooth or stimulate. Use flavoured oils to whet the appetite. Play music to set the mood. Then tantalize with your touch.

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Sexy Word a Day Couples Game – How would you use Artificer in a salacious sentence or provocative paragraph?