The definition for the word today is similar to Mephitic which I used in the context of a blow job. I was thinking a corresponding use for cunnilingus might describe why some women avoid requesting oral sex from their partners even though they find pussy perfume intoxicating.
Also, since it rhymes, using it in the context of a threesome had possibilities – a ménage à trois with two women and one guy (me) of course. But, since the word gets confused with noise, I couldn’t resist attempting to combine the two.
Noisome (NOI-suhm)
adjective:
1. Offensive, especially to the sense of smell.
2. Harmful; noxious.
Smoking Hot Sex
After a sensual massage, oral pleasuring and some hard and fast intercourse the way she liked it, we decided to hunt for her G-spot. She pulled out an old vibrator that she received as a gag gift from her girl friends a long time (I mean a few years) ago. Our safari for the elusive g-spot orgasm was planned and researched earlier so we were prepared with fresh batteries – big ones. The thing still worked but was a little loud.
Using our g-spot guide, she laid on her back with a pillow propped under her butt. She spread her legs and played with her clitoris while I lubed up the divining rod. We started slowly sliding it in and out then rubbing it around at different angles to see what felt best for her. Then, angled up just right, we found the fabled spot. After grinding on it for a while she wanted me to thrust it upwards in short, quick jerks with a lot of pressure. She clenched the sheets and moaned as she gushed with pleasure literally. She squirted and sprayed for almost a minute straight.
The sheets and my hand were drenched in ejaculate from her female fountain. Unfortunately, so was the vibrator and it wasn’t water proof. It started making the most horrid noise and noisome smoke started rising up from between her legs.
Although it was good while it lasted, it was time to order some better quality sex toys online now that we knew how much pleasure they could provide.
Sexy Suggestion
Clearing Some Bush: Although not everyone is into shaving their pubic regions, trimming and shaping it can be very appealing. A nicely trimmed bush (male and female) may also entice your lover to perform some heavy duty oral sex. Do it as a surprise or ask your lover to help with the clippers and do each other.
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Sexy Word a Day Couples Game – How would you use Noisome in a salacious sentence or provocative paragraph?
